These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a Rhyme with the most romantic first line........but the least romantic second line.

1. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I slept with you, because I was pissed.

2. Thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.

3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

4. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face

5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes, all that you're not

6. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that bag, off of your face

7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life

9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming

10. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?

11. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe.... "go to hell?"

12. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Carl,

Number 3 is great! I know a few that it definitely applies too.

Number 10 hilarious!

Good Stuff!

Here is one similar! It almost sounds like Bambikiller240Z!

Typical macho man married typical great-looking lady

and after the wedding, the day before Valentines day, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing or working on My Z with my buddies when I want and you will not give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

good stuff boys!