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Mama sounds like Rotten, She was a wild Manx and lived in my back40. She would hiss and swipe at everone for the first two years she was around. Then, one day, I was replacing a half shaft on my 240Z, and while lying on my back, she came and laid across my neck. I have been her pet ever since. My wife has been bitten and scratched, and tells me it is overrated. Rotten has neved put any poins into me, but she has smacked me harder than I ever expected from a 7 lb cat.-She does not like to be made to take a pill.

As she aged, I moved her inside, and low and behold, she learned what the toilet was for-I didn't teach her, she just figured it out. Now she is too old to get up there very often, but occassionally I catch her on the throne! She gallops just like a horse, loves to chase the keyboard out of my lap! Her only fault is putting het claws in the oriental rugs-but I think that is more for my reaction than anything else!

Will

Don't let her hear you say that, she is very proud, and quite capable of showing you the folly of your ways. I woke her up sneaking in to take the picture, and she let me know how uncool that was!

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when

her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he

politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up," and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a

goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your damn cat."

ROFL

2ManyZ beat me to that joke. I recently recieved it from a friend in an e-mail and was thinking of posting it.

That is a good one!

Still have not decided to get another cat yet. I know if I go down to the shelter, I will probably come back with something.

Originally posted by zrush

Bambikiller that is a beautiful gray. What color eyes does he have? Are they green or yellow?

They are green. Still learning how to use the camera.

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