I have always wanted to know the answers to these questions.

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

19. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

20. Where are all the baby pigeons?

Yup, does make ya wonder doesn't it? ROFL

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Why is there brail at a drive through ATM?

Why do they call it a Building when it's already Built ?

When insects are Bugging us, is that why we call them Bugs ?

Was the insect Fly named after Flying or was it the other way around?

Yea, I forgot about your original thread Keith!

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

why do 24 hours store have locks

Originally posted by MikeW

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

I likethat one ROFL

If a fly didn't have wings would it be called a walk ???

Rick.

Why is it upside-down and not downside-up?

Who are 'they' in 'so they say'?

If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, how does a hard sleeper sleep?

Why is there no difference between 'slim chance' and 'fat chance'?

Why is there a sign in front of the local Honda dealer that says 'zero interest'?