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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.They loaded up Jacks mini and north. After driving for a fey hours, they got cought in a terrible blizzard.They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

Irealize its a terrible weather out there and i have this huge house all to myself,but im recently widowed, she explained. Im afraid my neighbors will talk if i let you stay in my house.

Dont worry, Jack said. Will be happy to sleep in the barn.And if the weather breaks, will be gone at first light.

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.Come morning,the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine monthes later,Jack got a unexpected letter from an attorney.It took him a few minutesto figure it out,but he finally determend that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,

Bob do you remember that good looking widow from the farm we stayed aton our ski holiday up north?

yes I do.'' said Bob

Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?

yes,'' Bob said, a little embarrarassed about being found out. "I have to admit that i did.''

And did you happen to use my name instead of teeling her your own?

Bobs face turned red and hr said, Yeah, sorry, buddy. im afraid i did.'' why do you ask?

cuz she just died and left me everythang!ROFL

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