this joke is kinda dumb but beware it has some sexual content

theres this teenager who goes to the pharmacy. he asked the pharmacist about condoms. the pharmacists tells him they com in a package of 2,9,12. then the pharamacist asks whitch did he need? the teen said he thought this is the night im haveing dinner at her house and after that im taking her to the movies, so he wants to be prepared. the pharmacist says ok and the boy leaves.

well he went to his girl friends that night for dinner. as her perents sat down at the table, h asks if he can say grace. everyone agrees. so after sitting there nearly five minutes his girl friend wispers: you never told me you were a christian.

he says: and you never told me your dad was a pharmacist!

Vicky