gees Larry you dont bring home the road kill how waste fullROFL

just messing with you.

i can tell you first hand its kinda imbarassing sitting with the truck wrapped around a tree. i wasnt driving atleastLOL

Deer whistles have their fans. I've never had one. No one I know has one. But you see them and people swear by them. And I'm the one that hit the deer! Guess I shoulda had a whistle!

steve

The wife draws the line at roadkill... :sick: :sick: not that I blame her. I do know a few fellows that pickup a roadkill deertag and the begining of the deer season.

That way, if they should hit one, they pull over, gut it, and take to the butcher.

A bit easier than waking up at 4am and sitting in a tree all day.. although a bit more costly..

i was out driving the 260z once and i ended up hitting a turkey w/the front of the car... the turkey got shot straight up over the car and landed on the cop car that was behind me and smashed his windshield... next thing i knew he had his lights on and was pulling me over... i figured he just wanted to see if i was ok. at first thats all it seemed like, but then he said he had to give me a ticket. i was pretty shocked so i asked what for? he said "for flipping me the bird"

Funny here they would have arested you for tearring up the police carLOL

Originally posted by billramsey2002

Funny here they would have arested you for tearring up the police carLOL

Funny, here you are likely to find the turkey inside the Police car.

just kidding, Smokey.

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Way back in the dim, dark, distant past of 1980, (before some of you were born), I was driving my 1963 EJ Holden from Rockhampton to Brisbane and drove into a flock of White Cockatoos.

Now that made a mess of the windscreen. Didn't break it, just made a mess. A bloody great cloud of white feathers entered the car through the open windows. (No aircon in the old EJ).

Now,---you might think that was a bad enough shock but wait---- There's worse to come.:tapemouth

Some of those feathers were still attached to two white cockatoos that ALSO entered the car through the open windows and those birds were BLOODY MAD, Screeching and flapping around INSIDE the car.

In the few seconds it took me to bring the car to a screeching halt, the bloody things had ripped the top of the rear seat to shreds with their bloody great beaks. Luckily they left me alone.

Well, that's my animal story.

Rick.

Sounds like a blast! You should have kept them bird and made em pay for the damage

Here in Florida you see alot of Turtles that have been hit..............TURTLES!!!!!!! How bad of a freakin' driver do you have to be to hit a Turtle :tapemouth Geez, I wonder why I get so nervous when I take the Z out.

Vicky

Alot of peaple hit turtles on purpose. I wonder how long it will take em to learn that if you hit a turtle just right you can cut your tires.

I know a guy that hit a skunk on a motor bike. he lost He lost his harley that day,along with a couple layers of skinROFL

Mate of mine just back from a trip to Western Australia showed me photos he took of a mob, herd, flock,group or whatever of Camels.

A couple of the photos showed seven very, very DEAD camels strewn all over the place . They made the fatal mistake of crossing the road in front of a road train.

For the benefit of the septics, a Road Train is a bloody great bit Semi pulling an extra three or four trailers. Takes a LOOOOONG time for them to stop.

Rick.

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Originally posted by billramsey2002

Alot of peaple hit tutles on purpose.

Guess Paul Sr., Paul Jr., and Mikey had better watch out.