Did you know that:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer in one sitting, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00, and a hell of a hangover!

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Ok, you didn't make any money-like you would care after drinking that much beer...

Will

Yeah that what im talking about!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA,

Great Advice!

401-Keg Plan......comedy