1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league", bowls on a different night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".

6. You wonder how the service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey watch this".

8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

9. Your junior prom had a daycare.

10. Your wife's hairdo was ruined by a ceiling fan.

11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines".

12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Vicky

Oh no this is bad, some of those sounded like me

17. You have more cars that don't run than ones that do run.

18. You find car parts and engines on your lawn.

19. When the porch fell your dog died.

Ben

Around these parts, it is, "Here, hold my beer. Watch this."

steve

You mow your lawn and find more then 3 trucks.

You buy your wife a brand new set of retreads for your pick up.

You're in the poor part of town when:

there's a pickup in every driveway that's up on blocks with the transmission out.

You're in the rich part of town when:

there's two pickups in every driveway up on blocks with the transmission out.

24) You unload a truck by nailing reverse and then stomping the brakes-only to remember the tailgate is up. So you do it again, only faster.

25) The only "Z" you know about is a rusty 4 cyl camero on blocks in your neighbors backyard.

26) You are proud to live in the worlds largest trailer park-The Robert-Trent-Jones Trailer Trail-AKA Alabama!

27) You can't name three Presidents of the United Stated, but do know every hold, Wrestler, and Title of the WWF-or what ever it is now!

28) Your hero is a "professional" wrestler.

29) You respected Billy more than Jimmy, 'cause he had with his own beer!

30) Ray Stevens and Jerry Clower are your parole officers!

WILL

31) You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

32) The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

33) You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.

34) Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."

35) Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a

bath."

36) You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

37) You clean your fingernails with a stick.

38) You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.

39) Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

40) You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.

41) You've totaled every car you've ever owned.

42) There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.

43) You ever got too drunk to fish.

44) You consider the fifth grade your senior year.

45) Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."

46) The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

47) Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

48) You think the French Riviera is a foreign car

49) You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.

50) You've ever financed a tattoo.

51) The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.

52) You've ever bought a used hat.

53) You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog.

54) You're considered an expert on worm beds.

55) You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

56) Your stove is on the porch and your lawn chairs are in the kitchen.

57) "Bambi" made you hungry for rabbit.

58) You learned to drive in a monster truck.

59) You spit chewing tobacco in the plants.

60) Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.

61) You believe books are bad luck.

62) You believe all-star wrestling should be an Olympic competition.

63) You believe all-star wrestling.

64) You recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck.

35) You think a "thesaurus" was a dinosaur

65) When you have #35 listed twice.

66) When #63 is almost a duplicate of #62 and doesn't make sense.

PS: I don't get #57. Wasn't Bambi a deer? Thus the animal that died (Bambi's mother) was also a deer? Why would anyone be interested in the rabbit with all that fresh meat ready to dress and BBQ?

Picky, picky Carl. Always the perfectionist... hehehehe.

I guessed the "Bambi" one would solicit a response from you .

:pirate: :pirate:

When you can explain why the the 66 reasons don't relate to you specificaly, but do relate to real trailer trash.