Train Joke

[Bambikiller240]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on the Alice to Darwin train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 pm he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ng blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[ChrisA]

ROFL LOL

Chris

[Alfadog]

ROFL ROFL

Now THAT's funny.

[Fun_in_my_z]

Ok Carl i guess ill admit it. That was pretty good. But then again *i need a since of humor*

No hard feelings Carl just messing with you.

[Bambikiller240]

Originally posted by billramsey2002

Ok Carl i guess ill admit it. That was pretty good. But then again *i need a since of humor*

No hard feelings Carl just messing with you.

No worries!

It takes sleeping in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex for a few years for a full appreciation of the humor (and reality) of the situation to hit you.

[Dazza]

Just in keeping with the theme:

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest.

She lies down on the bed... just then, and elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up.

The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. "Look... lie here on the bed -- you'll be thrown right to the floor!" So he lies down next to the wife.

Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here!?!"

The manager calmly replies, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

[1 Bravo 6]

ROFL

Yair, Dazza, not bad mate, but I like Carl's better. After 37 years of being married to the same woman I can vouch for the acuracy of the basics of the story.

I've been known to do the "After a moment of silence" bit on occasion.

The first time was shortly after we were married and I pulled the blankets up over her head and held them there.

I NEVER did that again. Just the thought of it brings back memories of intense PAIN.

Rick.

[Gav240z]

The ol' Dutch oven I'm not game enough to try it but Carl i loved that joke.:tapemouth

[hmsports]

When a couple first marries they have House Sex -- Sex in every room in the house.

After they have kids it's Bedroom Sex -- Sex only in the bedroom.

Once they have been married a while they end up having Hallway Sex -- that's when they pass each other in the hallway and say "Screw You!"