A tourist arrived in New Zealand, hired a car and set off to view the countryside.

On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he

pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one

leg masturbating furiously at the bar. "What the hell!" the tourist

cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've

seen a bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's wanking himself off

in the bar!"

"Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man

with only one leg to catch a sheep"

What a crack up, but I can't tell Mrs Chino that one. Everytime I tell a joke to her, she first stops me and asks if it involves any animals, so that shoots down the funny ones!

Carl had a picture that belongs with that joke-maybe!

Carl?

Here ya go Will. Just for you.

6th post down.

http://www.classiczcars.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13791&highlight=sheep

Yep, that's the one!

I'll paste just the picture for the rest of you, but the credit(?) for the picture (and this entire thread) is 100% Carls! Carl, I'm not going to ask where you find this stuff, but some thing about a conservative workplace just doesn't seem to fit(at least not as well as the sheep on the mototcycle ).

You don't drive the Z to work do you?

http://www.classiczcars.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=5209

Will

Firstly, it's a good joke, I've heard it before but not with NZ as the country, as such...

I think you'll find a few discrepancies with this joke AND that picture.

The joke: "Fair dinkum, mate" people just don't say that in NZ. "Fair Dinkum" is an Australian exclamation.

The picture: Nowhere in NZ has deep red soil and plants like that, but I can tell you one place that does.. you guessed it.. Australia! Further proof can be found if you see any other Australian shows or documentaries and notice the type of sheep on the Australian's motorcycle.

NZ is known for being Cold, Clean and Green, Australia is known for being Hot, Dusty and Red.

Still though, like many jokes people replace country origins all the time dependant on location or situation, so either way it's still a funny joke.

Firstly, it's a good joke, I've heard it before but not with NZ as the country, as such...

I think you'll find a few discrepancies with this joke AND that picture.

The joke: "Fair dinkum, mate" people just don't say that in NZ. "Fair Dinkum" is an Australian exclamation.

The picture: Nowhere in NZ has deep red soil and plants like that, but I can tell you one place that does.. you guessed it.. Australia! Further proof can be found if you see any other Australian shows or documentaries and notice the type of sheep on the Australian's motorcycle.

NZ is known for being Cold, Clean and Green, Australia is known for being Hot, Dusty and Red.

Still though, like many jokes people replace country origins all the time dependant on location or situation, so either way it's still a funny joke.

OK Michael, Ya got me. The joke as sent to me did use Australia as the setting for the joke. I changed it to NZ because last time I posted a sheep joke using Australia as the setting, the Aussies jumped on me and said that they didn't farm sheep in OZ, that NZ was the place to go for a Baaaa-d time!

As for the sheep/bike picture, that was posted here first by an Aussie in response to some NZ "sheep" comment or other more than a year ago. I just borrowed it. It comes in handy every now and then.

Carl

ROFL Michael youre a character.

There may be more sheep than people in NZ, but there are more sheep in Aus than NZ, so you can look at it any way you like! I'm half-half, so I dont really care!!!

Carl, we need to change Art Linkletters by line to:

"Carl comes up with the darndest things."

Once again, I am afraid to ask where you find them.

Will

There may be more sheep than people in NZ, but there are more sheep in Aus than NZ, so you can look at it any way you like! I'm half-half, so I dont really care!!!

You're half sheep?

FURTHER PROOF!

I am afraid to ask where you find them.

Will

Will:

I have a "Net-work" (pun intended) of friends around the world who share their humorous finds with me. Some, I find here. Shared by other members.

Twisted humor is everywhere.

Carl, I am really scared now. I wasn't so worried when you were one guy in California, but now there are parts of you everywhere, blanketing the globe, you could be lurking next door, around the corner, at the post office-on the motorcycle(F or R, Hmmmm)

I do have one saving grace-no sheep within hundreds of miles-why doesn't that make me feel safer-I know it should...but.

Seriously Carl, some of your posts have had me rolling on the floor gasping for breath-Almost sounds like a Kidney stone attack!

Will