Dadson

[1 Bravo 6]

I embarrassed all hell out of my son when he got married, but the rotter got even with me. He's presented us with two grandkids that I've fallen madly in love with.

Rick.

[Fun_in_my_z]

What ever you do, do not show his girl friends

That is low and rotten

I still remmember mom with those stooped baby pictures. Showed this girl that i dated.And she rubbed me about that for monthes.

[sblake01]

I enjoy my four grandkids. They're a lot of fun and unlike your own kids, you can send them home when you get tired of them!

[Fun_in_my_z]

Yeah but they get to fight over who gets grandpas car when he crokes :classic:

[sblake01]

Yeah but they get to fight over who gets grandpas car when he crokes :classic:

No the kids are already working on that. :classic:

[Fun_in_my_z]

Whatch out for traps

[Sean Dezart]

I thought I'd share with you how I found out I was gonna be a dad !

She approached me last year at the end of sept and said" I'm tired of taking the pill, so as things were great between us, I said, so stop !" Later, she (sorry, Cathy) said" you know, it could take maybe 6 months before I became pregnant - whatever, I said" and thought no more about it especially since I work mostly away from home so the opportunities are already reduced !

It was my birthday in early Dec and she treats me to a meal in a cosy little auberge. Did I want my pressies before leaving, returning or at the resto , At the resto with some candlelight I replied.

I start opening them before the entrée and there are a pair of sweet little baby shoes - ah, that's nice, when we have one, he/she'll like those I said. I started to open the second one and she said, wait until they come with the wine (the waitress was just coming). I made a connection with wine and so when I opened the box and saw a wine thermometer, I wondered how to switch it on !!! Then I saw two little symbols with two parallel lines and something clicked - "ah, so it's the right time to try, then?" Cathy smiled in a 'is the future father of my child so stupid' sort of way and handed me my card with a 'positive' test and my face dropped onto the table !

6 months my **** ! 4 weeks of which I was home just 3 1/2 days ! In fact little Jules was conceived in the UK on a trip over there and on the evening when we'd returned after watching a very good AC/DC tribute concert and drunk a lot of beer !

He looks exactly like me so I know it wasn't the neighbour/postman etc !!!

[Alfadog]

I start opening them before the entrée and there are a pair of sweet little baby shoes - ah, that's nice, when we have one, he/she'll like those I said. I started to open the second one and she said, wait until they come with the wine (the waitress was just coming). I made a connection with wine and so when I opened the box and saw a wine thermometer, I wondered how to switch it on !!! Then I saw two little symbols with two parallel lines and something clicked - "ah, so it's the right time to try, then?" Cathy smiled in a 'is the future father of my child so stupid' sort of way and handed me my card with a 'positive' test and my face dropped onto the table !

ROFL Great story Sean, you'll remember that one!

[Sean Dezart]

Funny also was that Cathy had bought me an exquisite leather writing pad and the predictor test was inside a presentation pen case. Now I don't wear a watch and certainly hold ne store on having a flashy, personal pen so I thought " boy, this girl sure don't know me yet" ! The disappointment turned around pretty quickly ! Moral, never judge a book by the cover !

[Zrush]

....In fact little Jules was conceived in the UK on a trip over there and on the evening when we'd returned after watching a very good AC/DC tribute concert and drunk a lot of beer !

He looks exactly like me so I know it wasn't the neighbour/postman etc !!!

Ahhh, AC/DC tunes and beer, the necessessities of romance Great story Sean!

Vicky

[Fun_in_my_z]

Now Sean do we need to have a talk about ur fathering teqs?

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