I took this off the M5board forum. It is a little colorful at times, but most of them are just drop dead funny.

Enjoy,

Ben

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What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?

btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me :OD

Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car

(pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

(pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please

help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch

rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to

get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car

myself?

Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in

divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble

with my medical board?

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing

the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How

to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't

forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to

get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away.

That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking

lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of

mah truck?

SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums

- - -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering

wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

BMW Forums

- - -What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for?

That's been going around a few of the other Z sites. I love the Lambo one "Wind noise around 210mph". I suspect that could down right be true

Vicky

That's great. So what would the quintessential Z post be? Maybe "I found rust holes on the floorboards. Is this normal?"

You had to bring that back up didnt you

That was pretty good, where did you find it?

good one ben, I like the Crown Vic one the best I think

Z Forum:

"Will fenders from a 260Z/280Z fit a 240Z?"

That must be the most asked question here.....! or maybe.....

"I have a 100% RUST FREE Z for sale..... just a bit in the boot...and the fenders.... and bubbles I think in the dogleg.."

good one ben, I like the Crown Vic one the best I think

Z Forum:

"Will fenders from a 260Z/280Z fit a 240Z?"

That must be the most asked question here.....! or maybe.....

"I have a 100% RUST FREE Z for sale..... just a bit in the boot...and the fenders.... and bubbles I think in the dogleg.."

Yes, my dad loves those big Fords. He had the old rectangle on rectangle square sided Crown Vic, then replaced that with a Merc Marquie. Then he bought the more rounded Marquie. All in white of course, and except for the grill and lack of the big rubber push bumpers they look just like our Washington State Patrol cruisers. It is kind of fun driving the things and watching the brake lights flash when oncoming traffic sees you (he said with a sadistic chuckle).