A pretty blonde goes out on a date to a carnival. After walking around for an hour the boy asks, "What do you want to do now ?".

"I want a weigh", she says.

So they go over to the fortune scales and weigh her.

They walk around a little more and the boy asks again, "So what do you want to do now ?".

"I want a weigh", she says.

Again, the boy is puzzled, but takes her to the fortune scales again. The both weigh themselves then go and grab some food.

"Now what ?" asks the boy.

"I want a weigh", says the girl.

What a weirdo, thinks theboy. Definitely too loony for me.

He takes her over to the fortune scales again and she weighs herself for the third time, before he drives her home. As she walks into her house her sister asks, "How was your date ?"

She answered, "Wousy".

(Think about it).

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair ?.

Because if they dragged them by the feet, they would fill up with mud.

How can you tell if your wife is dead ?

The sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb ?

Four.

One to actually change it, and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.

Rick.

...they would fill up with mud

LMAO

Good one Rick

Vicky

Wousy Ill have to remmember that one.

Come on Bill, the 'wousy' joke is older than me! (like the others)

They are old ones, but good ones.

I didn't mean old wasn't good. The Z is old and it's good. I'm old and. . .well, you can't have everything!

Wasn't being critical of your statement, Stephen. just my way of saying that I like the classic "old" jokes. (and cars too, of course)

It's a 'wousy' joke!