Especially for Vicki.

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Three unemployed blondes were out shopping one day when they found an oil lamp in an antique store. Together they began rubbing it and, miraculously, a genie appeared.

"I will grant you all as much intelligence as you desire", said the genie.

"Wow", said the first blonde. "I'd like to be ten times smarter than I am now" and, in a flash, the genie granted her wish. The next day the blonde got a job as a teacher.

"Hmm", said the second blonde. "I'd like to be twenty times smarter".

"Your wish is my command", said the genei as he blinked his eyes and granted her wish. The next day she found a job as a nuclear physicist.

"Well", said the third blond". "I like things the way they are. I don't have to go to a job and think all the time......if anything, I'd rather be ten times dumber".

"Righto", said the genie, and granted her wish.

The next day she woke up and found she was a man.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Dogs are a man's best friend.

So which sex is the dumber ????

How are men and carpet alike ?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years to come.

How many real men does it take to change a light bulb ??

None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.

Rick.

[Zrush]

Funny Rick, here's some for you...

Men - Women

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?

A. The bonds mature.

Q. Why are all blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A. A widow.

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

Something leaning in your favor...

Why men are just happier people

1. Your last name stays put.

2. The garage is all yours.

3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

4. Chocolate is just another snack.

5. You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park.

6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

7. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just to icky.

8. Same work, more pay.

9. Wrinkles add character.

10. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100

11. People never stare at your chest when your talking to them.

12. The occasional well-rendered belch is pratically expected.

13. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

14. One mood, ALL the time.

15. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Vicky

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Thank you Vicki, my old china plate,

I figured that as I had been sending in all those blonde jokes and male chauvinist pig ones that I'd add some anti male ones just for you so you wouldn't feel left out.

As for those Q&A's of yours, I reckon my She Who Must Be Obeyed could relate to that last one.

Rick.