Hi-Ho Silverrr......AWAAAAAAAY.

I guess only older buggers like me would remember them but,,,,,,,,,,

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They've set up their tent and are sleeping peacefully. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".

Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars boss".

"What does that tell you?' asks the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute and replies, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 a.m. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and as small, insignificant beings, we pale in His presence. Meteorologically, we're in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a slight easterly breeze in the morning. What it tell you Kemo Sabi?".

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then says, "Tonto, you idiot........someone has stolen our tent !!!".

Yair, O.K., so it's an old one.

But it's STILL a GOOD one.

Rick.