2nd of the xmas jokes

[JEFF]

This is an exellent recipe ( be sure to read all the directions )

Ingredients

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice

4 large eggs lots of nuts ( your choice )

1 bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit

Method :

Sample the Vodka to check quality

Take a large bowl,check the Vodka again

To be sure it is of the highest quality,pour 1 level cup & drink

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of water in the large bowl

Add one tsp of sugar and beat again

At this point it is best to make sure the Vodka is shtill OK.

Try another cup .... just in case

Turn off the mixerer.

Break 2 Leggs and add to the bowl then chuck in the dried fruit

Pick fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with

a sdrewscriver.

Sample the vodka to check its Toxsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt or something.Who giveshz a $^!#.

Promptly check the vodka.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. What ever you can find.

Greash the oven and wizz in the fridge ( or sink ).

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the mixerer.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window,finish the Vodka,

and kick the cat then fall into bed !!

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

- Jeff