Post them here!

Rules

1) must be in good taste-I know with some of you, that really leaves the door wide open, but...No photographic nudity!

2)must be animated in some nature-once again, in good taste-Vicky, no snailtrails!

3) Must at least attempt to be funny

Here is my perfect woman for Bill-

Better talk to the parents-has baggage, and is heading your way! The only

downside, she smokes-but I'm not saying when!

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Just in case she had something I don't know about, here is an added bonus!

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Chalk it up to no sleep, diapers and being immersed in "Baby Speak" for the last three weeks-somethin had to give...must have been my sanity!

Will you are terrible ......but I await posts to this thread with great anticipation.

Hey I did my part, gave him a driveable Z!

Chris

Yeah must be tall, human, Hair colour dont matter. Must like cars and Nascar.

Must be in the 120 to about 150 pounds. Beeing rich helps

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Can you translate that, Will

A tall, 200 pound woman?!?! :sick: Better make sure your frame rails and floor boards are intact, Bill. (just funnin' with ya)

Vicky

I said must not waigh. i.e No Fat girls .

The best girl-catching investment you can make, Bill, is to join a gym and work out. Girls love muscles.

Bill,

A friend once told me to go for an ugly girl.

His logic was that if she left----who cares!!!!

Nascar.

You want a woman who likes male anatomy not Busch!!!!

Chris thats funny .

2-4-T-Z-MAN That logic makes since...but what if she didnt leave!

"Ooowlrb gllb. mmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmm mmmm

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Is that like ou812? Or is it singing the Campbells' tomoato soup jingle while intoxicated from working upside down under the dash of a running car? two too many choices to choose!

Don't Worry Tomohawk, your thread will come...

Will

Well here is a pic of a good friend of mine. Happens to be my partner in crime. But we aint dating ...yet!

( We were only trickortreating cuz my lil bro needed someone to go with.)