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You might be a ricer if...

- After the Prom you watch Fast and Furious

- All of your four letter words you know are in asian

writing on a hood banner

- More than half of your car is primer and fiberglass.

- Adults won't get in the car with you.

- You drive all the backstreets just to avoid speedbumps

- Drag strips tech officials laugh when you try to

enter.

- People hear your fart pipe a long time before they see

it.

- Vehicle safety warnings are issued by the local

authorities when you drive into town.

- Your alternator burns out because of all the add ons

- The brake pedal on your car are are aluminum

- The only thing in your toolbox are zipties for the

neon underbody lights

- The tires on your car are scrape the fender wells

- Your taillight covers are alteezas.

- There are more than five pep boys receipts for

stickers currently on the floorboard of your car

- Your wing is higher in inches than your IQ

- You can hardly wait to graduate from a remedial school

- Your car says Greedy, HKS, or NOS, when its really

just a stock, slow Accord that gramma gave to you

- You drive an Acura Integra, any year

- Your dash is painted yellow and your gauge are indiglo

- Your car is front wheel drive but you have a back wing

- You have wheels that are worth more than the vehicle

- You have a Honda product and you think its fast

- Your car has Konig Tantrums

- Your airdam is bigger than your house

- You base your performance specs on X box games

- You learn your performance tuning from Gran Turisimo

- You associate anything American with "REDNECKS"

You know what i give up on my z im just going to get a civic and call it day............

hahahahaha i got you.... ill always be a z' freak

no offence , i say sleeper because it lacks the go fast stickers wings or other crap that most ricers think make their cars better or faster, I also would rather keep it to Z's they stay in the garage and are babied anyway

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