Datsun poem!

[TomoHawk]

How about some other forms of poetry....... Haiku?

two-eighty-zee me

Down the road and on I go

Not giving it up

Isn't ZED a latin acronym for something? I never got to study latin-went to public school.

[Mr Camouflage]

Charles Manson had balls too and posted his writing, but his was on walls (and in BLOOD!) and wasn't very good either.

I always kinda liked "look at you game, girl" as recorded by guns and roses.

[1 Bravo 6]

Gee, Tomo,

Haiku ?????????????????

Isn't that the trinary language of Dolphins ?????????????

Rick.

[Bambikiller240]

I thought Haiku was what Mr. Spock ate for breakfast on his native planet Vulcan.

:stupid:

[TomoHawk]

Haiku is what Japanese people say while sneezing.

[TomoHawk]

The only criticism I'll make is that the last words of the final two lines do not rhyme. "BE" does not rhyme with "ZED". (Remember, I'm from Oz)

How about:

I will always and forever tread

Down the road on my ZED.

[xray]

Ahhh, here's a cheesy haiku for you to muse over while restoring the Z....

Scrape, scrape, scratch, scratch, sigh

The orange-brown cancer spreads

Oh, no! More there, too?!?!?

[TomoHawk]

Ever notice that Haiku always seemed to have a low- tone, like it was something sad?

[Bambikiller240]

I prefer Limericks:

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

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A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

?

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A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.

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God's plan made a hopeful beginning,

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side's winning.

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A fine man was Father McDougal

humble, mild and ever so frugal

in his noble search

to save funds for the church

he aquired free child porn through Google

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There was a man from Pyongyang

who had an aluminum wang

he had two tin nuts

that came with his putz

and when his dong hit them they rang

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[Go240Zags]

And the ever popular oldie:

There once was a man named McBass,

Who had two balls made of brass,

When he clanked them together they played "Stormy Weather"

And lightning shot up his a$$.

Sorry, couldn't help it. It's the only one I remember from grade school.

[TomoHawk]

It takes many nails to build crib,

but only one screw to fill it.