How about some other forms of poetry....... Haiku?

two-eighty-zee me

Down the road and on I go

Not giving it up

Isn't ZED a latin acronym for something? I never got to study latin-went to public school.

Charles Manson had balls too and posted his writing, but his was on walls (and in BLOOD!) and wasn't very good either.

I always kinda liked "look at you game, girl" as recorded by guns and roses.

Gee, Tomo,

Haiku ?????????????????

Isn't that the trinary language of Dolphins ?????????????

Rick.

I thought Haiku was what Mr. Spock ate for breakfast on his native planet Vulcan.

:stupid:

Haiku is what Japanese people say while sneezing.

The only criticism I'll make is that the last words of the final two lines do not rhyme. "BE" does not rhyme with "ZED". (Remember, I'm from Oz)

How about:

I will always and forever tread

Down the road on my ZED.

Ahhh, here's a cheesy haiku for you to muse over while restoring the Z....

Scrape, scrape, scratch, scratch, sigh

The orange-brown cancer spreads

Oh, no! More there, too?!?!?

Ever notice that Haiku always seemed to have a low- tone, like it was something sad?

I prefer Limericks:

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

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A limerick fan from Australia

regarded his work as a failure:

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

?

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A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.

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God's plan made a hopeful beginning,

But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;

We trust that the story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side's winning.

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A fine man was Father McDougal

humble, mild and ever so frugal

in his noble search

to save funds for the church

he aquired free child porn through Google

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There was a man from Pyongyang

who had an aluminum wang

he had two tin nuts

that came with his putz

and when his dong hit them they rang

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And the ever popular oldie:

There once was a man named McBass,

Who had two balls made of brass,

When he clanked them together they played "Stormy Weather"

And lightning shot up his a$$.

Sorry, couldn't help it. It's the only one I remember from grade school.

It takes many nails to build crib,

but only one screw to fill it.