You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself---George Thorogood.

I never understood that one either!

I figured that George was referring to the difference between Social drinkers, and Serious drinkers. Social drinkers waste alot of time chatting and munching on pretzels that could be used to ingest another couple of drinks.

JMO, Seriously!

Doesn't 'alone' mean 'by yourself?'

Only when no one else is there!

Will

One can drink alone in a bar if the fools sitting next to you at the bar will MTOB and Shut the F**K Up and leave said person alone.

Doesn't 'alone' mean 'by yourself?'

Ya know, when I drink alone , I wanna be by myself!

When I first heard that, I got an image of someone who had been drinking alone, and made this comment, laced with sarcasm, to someone who stopped by and started to chat?

Maybe I saw it inna movie?!

Jim.

If drinking makes ladys better looking , then what do you get if your alone?

If drinking makes ladys better looking , then what do you get if your alone?

DRUNK!!!

For some of us, that is enough.

For such useless info, it's sure getting a lot of attention/views.

A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it dies...

Some people go most of their lives without using their head. Close enough?

O.K, here's a few more.

Some lions mate up to 50 times a day.

(I still want to reincarnate as a pig ................Quality not quantity) :devious:

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(I've always wanted to know that) :stupid:

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmm ..... a thought springs to mind).

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cant jump.

(O.K, so that might be a good thing if you're standing close to one).

Polar bears are left handed.

(If they switch, they might live longer).

ENJOY !!!!!!!!

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Rick here is the one for you to ponder before you commit to your reincarnation!

Dogs, cats, and most rodents can lick their own private parts easily. Pigs can't! :mad:

Is a 30 minute workout that requires a partner better than one you can keep going yourself all day long-and into the next day...

As a cat, DOG or a rodent, you could control both the intensity and the duration!

Now we know why "fixed" animals get lazy and gain weight-nothing to lick forward too! :stupid:

Will

Yair, good one Will. I can't top that one mate. :disappoin

I have only two more snippets;

An Ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I've known some people like that).

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(Someone was actually paid to figure that out).

Rick.