You all need help, very, very much....

The preying mantis one is not true, I am a bio major and had to do research on them for months. I observed many that mated, got fertilized, layed eggs that hatched, and never once bit anything off the male!!

Well, well, well, majored in voyuerism did you Chris ????????????

Anyway, bugger the praying mantis.

I stil want to come back as a pig.

Or a dog.

Or a cat. :nervous:

(I'll just have to make sure I don't do a contotionist act in the middle of the road) (Especialy if there are any Zed owners around). :stupid:

Rick.

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Rick, maybe you could come back as across of a pig and a dog-maybe there are some Shielas out there that have the idea you're already there!

No worries though, we know that isn't good oil, you do respond on the keyboard, if it were true, your tongue would be waggin', and your fingers would be still!

Will

PS, the bit about a cats' wizz explains a good deal about the Disco era!

Well now Will,

I don't know if this counts or not but on one occasion, back in 1966, (well before a lot of you were any more than twinkles in your old man's eyes), I had about 30 women chasing me. :classic: :classic:

It was a mob of Save Our Sons demonstrators.

Apart from that, theres only been one chook in this old rooster's play pen for the past 38 years. She might be an old boiler now but still the best offsider a working man could have. (Tell her I called her that and I'll DENY IT IN THE STRONGEST TERMS. I value my safety.) :stupid:

Rick.

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You are a lucky man-as long as she doen't know it!

I'll never tell

30 women huh-I knew you had history...

Will

Yair Will,

As I said, those 30 women were Save Our Sons demonstrators.

They were marching to and fro across the entrance gate to a National Service Induction Centre where I was temporarily posted while on rehab from hospital.

On the day I was to report for duty, I walked around the corner and one old duck spots me and yells "There's one, there's one". They all started towards me, waving their placards menacingly at me and, being a young, fit, bronzed Aussie soldier who was combat hardened and trained in unarmed combat I did the only thing I could do.

I turned tail and ran like hell with these crazy women chasing after me, still waving their placards like two handed broadswords.

Fortunately, the back gate was open and I managed to get inside the compound before the bunch of crazies caught up to me.

To this day I wonder what would have happened if they had caught me.

Might have been fun.

Rick.

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Are you sure that wasn't the "Save out Daughters demonstraters" chasing off another

"young, fit, bronzed Aussie soldier"? I am wondering what "combat hardened" means, does it have to do with an extended lack of female companionship?

Will

Good grief Will,

I'd just been discharged from an Army hospital where I'd spent nine weeks flat on my back where the only "Female" (please note I did NOT say FEMININE),companionship were Army nurses. YUK.

The only Save Our Daughters Demonstrations I know of occured whenever a 'plane load of septic tanks arrived on R&R from Viet Nam.

Rick.

...The only Save Our Daughters Demonstrations I know of occured whenever a 'plane load of septic tanks arrived on R&R from Viet Nam.

Rick.

Geez Rick, are Aussie men so bad that MOTHERS would petition foreigners to take their little girls away from the bad Australians? What did they think they would do, stick them in their duffle bag and hope for the best?

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Enrique

Enrique,

Septic tanks are United States Soldiers.

They hid their daughters from our GIs when they came over on R&R!

When you think about is, a plane load of Bill Ramseys, I would probably hide my son too! Just Kidding Billl, but that hat worries me...

Will

Enrique,

Septic tanks are United States Soldiers.

They hid their daughters from our GIs when they came over on R&R!

Will,

I know that, just pulling Rick's leg. I was in the U.S. Air Force although not Viet Nam Era, so I know about hordes of hormone pumped guys marauding through neighborhoods.

The way he wrote it it could easily be reversed, which, seeing as he was poking fun at us "septic tanks" I figured was fair play.

So, loosen your hat band one notch.

When you think about is, a plane load of Bill Ramseys, I would probably hide my son too! Just Kidding Billl, but that hat worries me...

Will

And I can't argue with this one, although he did have nice legs in that picture.

Enrique