A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

I like it!

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

............ a brunette with bad breath!

what do you call a blonde with pigtails?

.. a Blowjob with handlebars

The ultimate blond gift: a DVD rewinder.

No wonder there are so few women on this site...

No wonder there are so few women on this site...

You say that like it's a bad thing.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

>mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling

>smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the

>carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the

>mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling

>smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the

>carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

Man, did anyone get a visual on that one......? That I'd like to see! I'm sure she would be confused with dual SU's.....

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled , "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"