Tom and Sue were getting ready to go out.

Tom was in the bedroom getting dressed.

Sue, having just finished her shower, wrapped a towel around her and walked out of the bathroom just as the doorbell rang.

Opening the door just wide enough to see who was there, she recognised their next door neighbour, Carl.

Noticing that Sue had only a towel covering her, Carl said, "Sue, .. I've admired your beautiful body for some time now and I'm prepared to offer you eight hundred dollars to open that towel".

Sue thought about it for a couple of minutes and decided that, for eight hundred dollars, ....why not !!!!.

So she opened the towel, giving Carl a full frontal view.

Carl handed over the eight hundred dollars and went back home.

When Sue entered the bedroom, Tom asked, "Who was that at the door?".

Sue said, "It was Carl, .. the next door neighbour".

Tom replied, "Oh, .. did he return the eight hundred dollars I loaned him?".

Rick.

Carl i been meening to talk to you about that...

Made me laugh Rick! Thanks for the funny

Tom

Hey, Whatever works. Just wish I had my camera, for the "Boobs" thread.