ask me anything

[chickenwafer]

yeah me too. But for the time being it's the best i can manage.........

Dave

[Bambikiller240]

Okay...

Why is my wife constantly messing with my head?

Actually the correct answer is a 2 part answer.

Part 1. Because you have one.

Part 2. Because she's female.

[hls30.com]

Carl,

I like the answer:

"You keep putting it out there, and she'll keep playing with it" better,

you must be tired...

Will

[Fun_in_my_z]

Ok why is the sky blue?

Why do dogs chase cars?

Why cant i get my @$$ hole boss to give me a raise?

Why dose my car have to be rusty?

How do i get myself into thease jams?

Why cant i get along with my brother?

How many questions can i ask in one thread?

hmmmm...why cant i think of anymore questions?

[hls30.com]

Bill, I cn't believe you are having these questions.

You know that you live in the same state Bill Clinton was govenor of, right?

His stains evidenly don't wash out!

Will

[Fun_in_my_z]

Im outa here asap!

[Ricklandia]

Okay, I got a new one for ya...

Is a requirement that if you work at a dealer parts counter, you must be surly, unhelpful and generally miserable? I swear, I have yet to meet one that will even crack the faintest of smiles.

[Bambikiller240]

Well, they are kinda busy.

I personally don't care if they smile or not (I'm not there to make friends), but I do get annoyed when they act like it's a bother to sell parts for older cars, even though I go armed with the Part Numbers and reference to the fiche page the part is found on.

That's another reason I miss Chloe.

[chickenwafer]

Ok why is the sky blue?

Why do dogs chase cars?

Why cant i get my @$$ hole boss to give me a raise?

Why dose my car have to be rusty?

How do i get myself into thease jams?

Why cant i get along with my brother?

How many questions can i ask in one thread?

hmmmm...why cant i think of anymore questions?

-The sky is blue because oxygen molecules reflect blue light

-Dogs chase cars because of their instints to chase all moving things that could potentially be dinner

-Your asshole boss won't give you a raise because he's an asshole

-Your car is rusty because it's a Z, and the PO screwed it up dumping it's problems on you

-you get yourself into jams because you don't pre-plan you steps

-you don't get along with your brother because he's a jackass and more than likely you have something he wants and feels he can't get

-there is no such thing as too many questions.....

-you can't think of anymore questions because you want to see my responces to your first questions and see if they are up to your standards

[chickenwafer]

Okay, I got a new one for ya...

Is a requirement that if you work at a dealer parts counter, you must be surly, unhelpful and generally miserable? I swear, I have yet to meet one that will even crack the faintest of smiles.

They don't smile because they think you are going to give them a rough time, like most customers do. They are really busy and are usually multi-tasking more things than any human should, which doesn't allow them to show human emotions.

[Bambikiller240]

-there is no such thing as too many questions.....

Oh so WRONG. Obviously you haven't met enough people yet

[chickenwafer]

true, Carl, true