They dont have eye lids eather

Here ya go Dave,

What came first, the chicken or the egg ?

Were dinosaurs hunted to extinction by intergalactic big game hunters ?

If so, did they pay for the trip using American Express ?

Are all the blonde jokes true or false ?

When a resident of North America visits the southern states of Australia, why doesn't the blood rush to his head ?

Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true North Pole, does the Earth spin Clockwise or Anticlockwise ?

And;

Looking at the Earth from space, directly above the true South Pole, does the Earth appear to spin in the same direction as that seen from the true North Pole ?

Last but by no means least, why do I use the smilie :devious:

Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious: :devious:

-The egg came first

-it was intergalactic rebels that came to earth and hunted the dinosaurs to extinction

-they paid with Visa

-all blonde jokes are true

-because the gyroscope in your head tells you aren't upside down

-counter-clockwise

-no

-because you are :devious:

How is it we can see through glass?

it's magic

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

28.672827529 pounds of wood per day

what is engine braking?

when using engine compression to slow the car down, i.e. downshifting or keeping the car in a lower gear to decelerate

why are pants plural and braziere (sp) singular?

because english is a screwed up language

Where did ya go?

women troubles

Here's a few more for you Dave;

Do sharks sleep ?.

Rick.

Yes. Part of the brain stays awake, however, to control movement of their gills

Oooh nice Carl!

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

Sorry, alfa, I missed your question there.....

Captain Hook's real name was Christopher Newport. Both were dark-haired captains of dubious pasts, and both were missing their right hands which were replaced by a metal hook. Christopher Newport commanded the ships that landed the settlers at Jamestown in Virginia.

Dave

because english is a screwed up language

Actually, "brassiere" is French.

French is screwed up too

Here's one for you Dave! If you have two dissimilar metals, lets say bronze and hardened steel, bearing and wearing against each other while lubricated with oil, which one will show signs of wear first, or wear out first? :nervous: