OOOOoohhhhhhhhhh, Carl, . :devious: of you.

Sucked me right in mate.

Bloody good one.

Here's another "Bad Day" report.

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

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Think the seals had a bad day ????????????

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy piece of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his walkman.

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Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Here's a couple more "Bad Days".

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughter house in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

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Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened and was blown to bits.

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Rick.

I could change it but i would have to start my profile ove wouldnt i?

I could change it but i would have to start my profile ove wouldnt i?

There must be a way to do it without starting over. Didn't Gary240Z change to Go240Zags without starting over. If anyone knows how that's done, I'd also like to know.

You have to get Mike involved.

Yeah just ask Mike - it's an easy task if you've got the permission!

AAAWWWw, Billy Boy,

I was just taking the P....hiss out of ya.

Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious:

yeah yeah yeah i was p...hissing in your corn flakes to lmao

Do you think you've had a bad day ?????????

These are supposed to be actual cases.

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.

A postmortem revealed that the man died NOT from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how the man, dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers and a face mask ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that, on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

You guessed it, one minute our diver was making like flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.

(Can anyone in CA confirm or refute this report ?).

Another "BAD DAY" report tomorrow.

Rick.

:devious: :devious: :devious:

Just another urban legend that's been going around for years. It makes a nice story, but the location of the poor scuba diver seems to change depending what part of the country you live in. Gotta love those urban legends -- reminds me of the old campfire stories -- you know the guy w/ the knife popping up behind the babysitter driving home, guy in a bathtub of ice whose had his kidneys stolen, escaped madman with a hook at scratching on the door of the couple at lovers lookout, etc. etc.

Didn't the "Mythbusters" do an episode on that and found out that it was busted so to speak?

Vicky

They did something very similar. The mythbusters was for the helicopters that use a pipe and pump to suck up the water. This one refers to a big bucket that scoops up the water. Different kettle of fish. Still, more likely an urban legend than real. But good for a laugh.

There must be a way to do it without starting over. Didn't Gary240Z change to Go240Zags without starting over. If anyone knows how that's done, I'd also like to know.

I just asked Mike and he made the change for me. Profile is the same, except I think my photo gallary is still listed under the old name.