The following questions and answers were collated

from the SAT tests given to 16 years-old students!

Don't laugh too hard -- one of them could become president one day! You have to admit some are very creative.

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: What causes the tides in the ocean?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.

All water tends to flow toward the moon

because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum.

I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What is the Fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?

A: Nearby.

Q: What is a terminal illness?

A: When you are sick at the airport.

HAHAHA....... that's wacky.....

:laugh:

Pretty sad! :stupid:

Q: What causes the tides in the ocean?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.

All water tends to flow toward the moon

because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum.

I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.

A: Premature death.

The first one it the worst, I don't know what that kid was smoking. The last one about cigarettes I would marked correct!

Dave