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Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic, well tanned and preserved he appeared.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I will let you in on the secret of my success", he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now".

The assembled guests were most impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well,... you see, .... my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk".



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