My other favorite is "There's your bleeping UFO, Mulder..." --Agent Scully

Don't wizz on a flat rock..

-dear old Dad, as i was tattling on my elder brotherss as a yout.

money not spent is money wasted. -shakey

Here's an interesting one."There is nothing so over estimated as a bad f_ _k and nothing so under estimated as a good s_ _t!" :surprised

Also, "If you don't use it, you lose it!!!"

"All the world is a stage. All men and womenn merely players"

Now here is a really good one..."Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." (Quote by A. Einstein)

Here's a few of my favorite's

"Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties"

"A wise man's question contains half the answer"

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows"

"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life"

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying"

" Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic"

"Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

"If ya cant run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."

'how would you like a boot in the arse?"

Red Foremen, That 70s show

When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only eleven quotes in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT!! on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my arse!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll........

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.

Your teacher will give high marks for this insight (not).

My other favorite quote had the word "breats" in it, maybe you can recall it?

short , sweet and used daily. "s**t or get off the pot"

how about this" excuses are like assholes evryone has one and they all stink"