What are your favorite Quotes?

[sblake01]

I always thought that read: a blistered ***** in a pepper patch. That is if the word that's censored is the same in your quote as in mine.

Edited October 14, 2009 by sblake01

[1 Bravo 6]

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Rick.

[Fun_in_my_z]

I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

Rick.

Old Timers dissorder kicking in again. You already said that

[Jeff G 78]

From Terminator II:

John Conner to the Terminator "We're not going to make it, are we... people I mean?

Terminator: No

And my favorite car quote since I'm an auto engineer "Weight begets weight"

[DeMoore]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-Steven Wright

[jmortensen]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-Steven Wright

If you were taking that literally, you've still got 1/4 of your life left. It would be an asymptotic type of thing.

I like his other one better:

"I had some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add".

[sblake01]

Since we're talking about human life, it gets confusing. Technically that would be a infinite asymptotic distribution if you take it literally but since we're all going to die it would have to be finite. I'll stop there before my brain starts to hurt.

[motorman7]

"A man's got to know his limitations"

- Clint Eastwood in "..."

"Strange things are afoot at the circle K"

- Bill S. Preston in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"

"Nobody likes to be gets blowed out"

- Magic Johnson after bad Laker play-off loss

[Fun_in_my_z]

From Die Hard

Hans Groober: Who are you, a security guard we missed?

Mclaine: ehhh, sorry Hans wrong guess. Want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?

Groober: Then who are you?

Mclaine: I’m just the fly in the ointment, a regular pain in the arse.

[sblake01]

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....also from Steven Wright.

[GrandPrixGreen]

“Common sense is not so common.” Voltaire quotes*

Living ain't a luxury, and a little ain't enough for me (DLR)

Edited October 19, 2009 by GrandPrixGreen

[JLPurcell]

"Of all of the evils that afflict mankind, the worst is lack of Wisdom!"

Einstein