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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-Steven Wright

If you were taking that literally, you've still got 1/4 of your life left. It would be an asymptotic type of thing.

I like his other one better:

"I had some powdered water, but I didn't know what to add".

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Since we're talking about human life, it gets confusing. Technically that would be a infinite asymptotic distribution if you take it literally but since we're all going to die it would have to be finite. I'll stop there before my brain starts to hurt.

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From Die Hard

Hans Groober: Who are you, a security guard we missed?

Mclaine: ehhh, sorry Hans wrong guess. Want to try for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?

Groober: Then who are you?

Mclaine: I’m just the fly in the ointment, a regular pain in the arse.

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