"If you have two people who think alike you don't need one of them."

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Do you mind if I smoke while you eat. -- Linda Lovelace

Stumbled across this old thread while doing a search and had to wake it up again. Two of my favorites

Quote "If you don't start no sh!t, there wont be none" My dear old dad.

Quote "No matter how hot she is or sweet she looks, some guy, some where, is sick of her sh!t" Unknown Genius.

"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

"... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter

"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast...." - Shooter

"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast...?!" - Happy

"... n n n n ... NO" - Shooter

That's a good one. I had a similar exchange with my boss about 15 years ago:

Him: "I really chewed him a new asshole."

Me: "You put your MOUTH on his arse?"

I was getting ready to quit...

Edited October 21, 201113 yr by jmortensen

All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

This is just a few of my favorite Steve Wright Quotes.

The colder the x-ray table is the more you need to be on it.

"Never grab ahold of anything you can't let go of "

Reminds me of one of my favorite job related quotes. "When considering a job change, never violate the first rule of wing walking: Don't let go to what you've got, till you grab hold onto something else".

Democracy is in trouble when "The number of people who work for a living are outnumbered by the number of people who vote for a living".

When trouble troubles me, I trouble trouble........................Unknown.

49% of the people in the world are of below average intelligence. That’s mine, so if anyone wants to use it, it will cost a nickel, at least the first three times, unless I get the credit

"I don't drink often, but when I drink, I drink often!"

Youth is wasted on the young.