I like that one G

Shut up, Stupid Flanders!

- Homer Simpson

Only the good die young!

BILLY JOEL

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Never Die Young"

James Taylor

"never regret something that once made u smile"

"to err us human, to forgive, divine"

"dare to be unique"

"what mans mind can create, mans character can control"

"god gives every bird its worm, but he does not throw it into the nest"

"for where your treasure is, there also will your heart be"

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken $^!#"

- Grandma

"The worse times in my life never happened" (or something like that)

- quote over fireplace at Luray Caverns, Va.

"As you get older there will be more things you regret not having done than those things you did"

- Mark Twain

I know it's rap, but its the truest thing ever said:

"sunny days would be special...if it wasn't for rain

joy wouldn't feel so good....if it wasn't for pain

death gotta be easy...cuz life is hard

it'll leave ya phisically, mentally, and emotinally scarred..." -50 cent

another good one

"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" but I forgot who said it.

my personal favorite:

"well look at you now, you stupid f#ck!" - al pacino in scarface

last one:

"My boothill?"- The Rise Guys Morning show 93.3 the planet!

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken $^!#"

- Grandma

That's pretty similar to this one:

"If you make ice cream with $^!#, you get shitty tasting ice cream."

- my old boss Guy Ober

My personal favorite:

"Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one."

- Thomas Jefferson

My own quote:

"Science is the new religion."

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive...but it's lightning that does the work."

-- Mark Twain

"Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft."

-- Theodore Roosevelt

"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing."

-- Theodore Roosevelt

"I don't want to play golf. When I hit the ball, I want someone else to go chase it."

-- Rogers Hornsby

“You are stuck on stupid, I’m not going to answer that question”

- General Honore to reporter on Hurricane Rita question 2005

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"

- Edmund Burke (1729-1797), British statesman and philosopher

"If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking."

- General George Patton Jr

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

- Vince Lombardi

"A champion is someone who gets up, even when they can't"

- Natalie Rogers

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

-- Vice President Dan Quayle

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

--George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —George W. Bush, to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

Ever see those two in the same room, ...at the same time...? Makes me wonder... :paranoid:

Oh, and of course my favorite having to be in my signature: