"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

-Wayne Gretyzgree (I can't spell his name, but you know who I'm talken about"

"At 200mph, you have no friends"

-unknown land-speed record holder

"We have meet the enemy, and he is us."

-Napeloiean (can't spell this either, so sue me)

"God is a comdiean, playing to an audience too affraid to laugh."

-Voltaire (old philospher back in the, um, old days)

"To be on time is to be late. To be early is to be on time. To be late is to be left."

-my high school shop teacher

"Why should I be in the NSA? That's a good question, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm in the NSA and I'm doen real good and a code lands on my desk they ask me to crack and no one else can crack it. So I take a stab at it and I crack it, and I feel real good because I'm doen my job, right? Well, suppose that code I cracked was the position of some rebel army hiding out and they decide to bomb the village they're staying in to kill the rebels, killing hundreds of innocent people I had never meet or have any problem with. Then the polititians get on saying 'send in the Marines to secure the area' because it ain't their kid getting shot at and it wasn't them either pullin a tour when they were picken numbers. So then my buddy in the Mariens is sent to the village and gets shrapnel in leg from a bomb and is sent home. But, while he was over there his job lays him off and ships it overseas to the very village he's at where the same person who bombed him gets his job because he's willing to work for a quarter a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, they decide to ship the oil from that village over, which was really the reason we bombed there in the first place, and say the skipper of the tanker likes to drink martini's or something and play salom between the icebergs and he hits one spilling tons of crude oil into the Atlantic. Now my buddy gets back and he can't get a job because of his disabilitly and now cronic hemroides he got from the third-world $^!# jungle. He has to sell his car for money which means he was to walk to his job interviews which sucks because of the shrapnel in his arse. And he's broke which means the only food he can get is the Blue Plate Special; trout with Quaker State. So I figure, why go through the trouble? Hell, I could just bomb a village, club a baby seal, shoot my friend in the arse and give his job to his sworn enemy, and cause on economic melt-down. $^!#, I could be elected President."

-Best line ever, from the movie Good Will Hunting.

Last but not least;

"It's hard work."

-our President, George W. Bush

Dave

I LOVE IT ! ! ! That is my new favorite.

Oh and by the way, what's with the mustang guy. Go to a different forum please.

Chris

I am female, and my boyfriend has a Z car he just purchased. Sorry to invade your space. I'll leave.

Enjoy.

When working on my cars I recall several Red Green quotes being;

"Be patient or be a patient"

and

"This is a temporary repair, unless of course it works"

Dave

ahhh, Red Green, my hero. Some of my favorite Red Green quotes:

"And remember, I'm pullin for ya. We're all in this together."

"Now I'll use my handy-dandy duct tape......"

"Electrical systems confuse me, and based on previous knowledge, you don't really need to get voltage, or amps, or any of that stuff right. Just splice the line and and you're good to go!"

"And remember, if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

"I am a man. And I can change. If I have to. I think."

Oh and Mustang chick- I doubt he meant anything by it. Please feel free to stay in this awesome forum.

Dave

"Ï dont worry about nothing, cause worrying is a waste of my f@kn time"

-W A Rose

Bit of a long one but this is my fav quote from Snatch (movie)

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big d**k. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, d**ks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pu**y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pu**y, and have brought your two small mincey fa**ot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pu**y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a pr**k, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F**k off.

"It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing, it's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing"

-Charles Wright & The 103rd. St. Rhythm Band

This is awsome!

I am female, and my boyfriend has a Z car he just purchased. Sorry to invade your space. I'll leave.

Enjoy.

Don't leave, at least we know you are somewhat Z involved now. Its everyones space, to some its more.

Respectfully,

Chris

I am female, and my boyfriend has a Z car he just purchased.

Enjoy.

Hi 1966FordMustang, Welcome and hope you stay!

20 years ago my girlfriend had a 68-Stang, straight 6, candy-apple red, white top... so fine. I had a 72 Mach I and I had also purchased a Z car. The cars made a good combination!

This girl is now my wife and racing partner & best friend for over 18yrs. Still to this day we both wish we had that 68 & 72 Fords... should have never sold them. Anyways enjoy your boyfriends Z, and never sell that 66!!! 20 years later you will still be regretting it!

Cheers...Craig & Cindy

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If you've got _______, you've got _______ problems. My father in-law

(Whatever you put in the blank space is up to you.)

Pontiacguy (my guy)

I'm guessing he also owns a Pontiac? My daily driver is a 93 Pontiac Formula...

as for learning as much about the Z, don't feel afraid to tell someone to explain (chances are they don't know either) but hang right their with your friend and his Z, you can get more done with 2 people. Mrs. Chino 240Z won't let me work on the Z without her!!! tells me she owns 51% of the car? but it's 50 / 50 behind the wheel at the track.

Nothing wrong with keeping the Stang an orig. straight 6, our 68 was too.

So as to not hi-jack this thread or change the theme.... lets see...I like to say...

"To each his own"

"Hito to iro" Japanese for "People & Colors"- "Many people & Many Colors"

"Osaru mo ki kara ochiru" Japanese for "Even monkeys fall from trees" -

everyone makes mistakes. :cross-eye