Questions for Bill to answer.

Why do women wear shoes that hurt their feet ?

Why do people look up when they think ?

Why are wrong numbers never busy ?

Where does the white go when the snow melts ?

What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

If a man is alone in the woods talking to himself, and there are no women around for miles and miles, is he STILL wrong ??

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Questions for Bill to answer.

Why do women wear shoes that hurt their feet ?

Why do people look up when they think ?

Why are wrong numbers never busy ?

Where does the white go when the snow melts ?

What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle ?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?

If a man is alone in the woods talking to himself, and there are no women around for miles and miles, is he STILL wrong ??

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

1: Becouse their women

2: Same reason they look down when they pee

3:Becouse them peaple aint popular

4:The white is frozen oxygen it gose back to the air

4: its magic

5:no adultery is way more fun.

6:if he is wrong about what he is talking about then hes wrong weather she is their or not

Bill

HAHAHA! How old are these jokes?

The Answers We Have All Been Waiting For :

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?

A: IT’S BRAILLE FOR SUCK HERE.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS, BUT ONLY DOWN UNDER.

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: MELT THEM DOWN, MAKE A TIRE, AND CALL IT A GOODYEAR.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: WHEN THEY COME THEY'RE WILD AND WET, BUT WHEN THEY GO,

THEY TAKE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR WITH THEM.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS TO SCRATCH

G'Day Ezra,

They might be oldies mate, but they're goodies.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is the leading cause of inexplicable rug

burns on the forehead.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is the leading cause of pregnancy in the

world.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is particularly lethal at office Christmas parties. Proceed with caution, and be aware you may need to change jobs.

In a bar one night a man was drinking heavily. He'd drink a vodka, walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later, he'd be back again to repeat the process. Another customer in the bar asked the bloke how he could keep jumping off the balcony without hurting himself.

"It's easy" said the man, "This new brand of vodka provides bouyancy so that when I near the ground, I slow down and land gently".

"WOW", thought the other bloke, "I've got to try this!!" So he took a swig of vodka, went out to the balcony and jumped off. SPLAT .... he's dead.

The bartender looked over at the other bloke and said, " You're a real arsehole when you're drunk Superman".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Good one! I've got one for you!

One day there was this tourist in Spain. On his first day he went to see the famous bull fights. Soon after, he went to the famous restaurant across the street and sat down by the corner. Minutes later he noticed a waiter carrying

dish full of sizzling gravy with to odd looking meats. He then asked the waiter "excuse me sir? may I know what that order is?" then the waiter said " This is the house speciality! The testicles of the bull! " Being the adventurous tourist he quickly decided to order the famous dish. 30 mins has passed then suddenly the a plate arrives at his table. The gravy was sizzling with two odd looking meats. But he noticed that his order was smaller and so he asked the waiter..."sir excuse me but why is my order much smaller than the other one?" then the waiter replied " But sir, sometimes the bull wins!:sick:

Ez

G'Day Ezra,

They might be oldies mate, but they're goodies.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is the leading cause of inexplicable rug

burns on the forehead.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is the leading cause of pregnancy in the

world.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING !!! Alcohol consumption is particularly lethal at office Christmas parties. Proceed with caution, and be aware you may need to change jobs.

In a bar one night a man was drinking heavily. He'd drink a vodka, walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later, he'd be back again to repeat the process. Another customer in the bar asked the bloke how he could keep jumping off the balcony without hurting himself.

"It's easy" said the man, "This new brand of vodka provides bouyancy so that when I near the ground, I slow down and land gently".

"WOW", thought the other bloke, "I've got to try this!!" So he took a swig of vodka, went out to the balcony and jumped off. SPLAT .... he's dead.

The bartender looked over at the other bloke and said, " You're a real arsehole when you're drunk Superman".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

ZEN SARCASM

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

why don't women blink during forplay?

they don't have time.

Why is "Abbreviate" such a long word ?.

Hmmmm

What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way ?.

If the chair only had a back rest then it would look exactly the same! I think the question is...How would you look sitting down with your knees bent the other way?

If a 7 - 11 is open 24 hours a day, every day of the year, why are there locks on the doors ?.

Can you find a door without a lock?

Good one Rick.

Why is "Abbreviate" such a long word ?.

Hmmmm

What would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way ?.

If the chair only had a back rest then it would look exactly the same! I think the question is...How would you look sitting down with your knees bent the other way?

If a 7 - 11 is open 24 hours a day, every day of the year, why are there locks on the doors ?.

Can you actually find a door without a lock?

Good one Rick.