Last month I pulled up next to Honda CRX. This thing had a tailpipe bigger than a soccerball. It sounded terrible and had 17" wheels on it. He rolls down his window and asked if I'd like to pop my Datsun's cherry. Nope. He wasn't listening because he starts reving his 4-cyl for all its worth and floors it when the light turns green. He nails through the intersection before I make it off the line, and he won. Thats right he won. What did he win? Well considering 3 seconds later he broadsided a police car I would say he won a night in jail, and more fines than I care to imagine. Of course I really couldn't help myself, so as I cruised by I waved at him as he was most likely crying.

Well they better get on it!

There is an eclipse here it is all decked out! I may not like the car but I have to respect the guy and all the time he put into his car. He did all of it. It is so fast I raced him in my firebird once and off the line he killed me, just to add insault he hit the spray and shot blue flames out the pipes. Got to admit it was pretty cool even though he was wipping my arse!!

Yeah thats becouse you where in a fireturd

Yeah thats becouse you where in a fireturd

The name is FIREBIRD!!! You must have some sort of infatuation with me to reply to everything I say! or is it jealousy??? :devious: :devious:

jealousy??? I think not....Boredum dose strange things to peaple

i like this thread alot . Making fun of ricers. this is hilarious.

Their are a feiw fast civics around that could be hard to beat. Given the propper driving.

i doubt it. i take them out left and right with the 300e. they're my favorite. The 300e does 130mph but i would never consider it "fast". decent but not fast. i agree...fast is 150+ :knockedou

Haha... you know what's worse, is you get a bunch of people who modify Escorts and Sunfires with body-kits and rims and call themselves EXEMPT from all of rice-dom. Not happening... if the car was lame to begin with... it's still rice... even if it's only pseudo-rice.

That's why the Z will never be a traditional rice-rocket... it's always been the $^!#.

Here in Tucson we have a lot of fun, curvey roads and you NEVER see any of the rice-a-roni twits on them. They "race" only on the main, straight as a board, surface streets in town. Give a Z a couple turns and it will destroy a front drive ricer any day.

I mean, by all means, I hate Hondas, but I have a story. My step-dad's friend has a 600HP+ Corvette and was crusing along at 80 on the freeway. A little Honda Civic comes rolling up, nods at him, and they both take off, before the Corvette driver can blink, the Civic is gone. SOME people know what they're doing. I've also witnessed a Neon take out an STi.

I remember I was driving on the 3rd of July, almost 2 years ago, and this mustang full of people pulls up next to me. My Z is running like $^!#, without me knowing it was filling the 4th cylinder up full of water, so I had to feather the throttle to keep it running. The guy takes that as a sign that I want to race, so he decides to show off for the girls in his car and burns his tires from the stoplight. What he didn't see though is that there was a cop waiting at the light perpendicular to where we were, so after he shot off looking all cool, a cop comes flying up and pulls him over, gives him a ticket for speeding, racing, etc. Another one of his friends decided to chase me down in their other car, to tell me that it's my fault that he got a ticket. I laughed, because he's the dumbass, not me.

As for some rice being fast, I'd agree. My friend has a stock 93 BMW 325is, and it's fairly fast for what it is (my dad's stock 91 Laser AWD Turbo ate it for dinner), but we went out racing the ricers, and there was this integra that we were messing with. He gets up next to us at the light, and burns his crappy fwd. We take off, get about a car length away, and then the integra turns into a damned nascar, with all the noise it was making, and took off like nothing esle. The guy was just messing with us. Shamed my friend and his car, .

great stories!!! I race the damn ricers around here all the time! I've only been beat by one. He has an eclipse with twin turbos and NOS!! He was messing with me so good one day! I kept up with him for a bit till he got boost and then just to rub it in he hit the bottle and it spit blue flames out the pipe!! not going to lie it hauled a$$!!!