drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and

he is stumbling back and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches

Can I help you sir?"

Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you

saw it?"

It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the

drunk's "manhood" hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his

crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... "I'll be

damned..........My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Very funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

Yair,

That's a good one Doyle.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

nice. Welcome to the club