Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Rick.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Rick says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Rick?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me,"

Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

"Well not exactly," Rick said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

Yair, alright,

Good one Bill.

Rick.

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no it wasnt but who cares

Can't have been Australians if they were drinking Fosters......

Speedy,

Go one step further mate,

Being Queenslanders it would HAVE to be Fourex.

Rick.

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Hey Billy:

In the Honda Prelude vs 240Z post I asked you:

Hey Billy, I forgot, would you remind me; which record is it that you are going for?

Is it the MOST number of posts?

The most posts WITHOUT content?

The most CONSECUTIVE posts without content?

The LEAST amount of content for the TOTAL number of posts?

or: ALL OF THE ABOVE?

Inquiring minds want to know.......

Since then there have been numerous additions via e-mail, and I'll add them here.

(By the way folks, if you don't see yours it's because my Spam Filter started kicking in when it had received whatever number of times my original list was repeated for it to be considered spam. Duplicates and quadruplicates, and there were a BUNCH, have been eliminated/condensed for brevity.)

Most posts with only ten characters.

Most posts with under 25 characters. (Which I consider the above one to be a subset of, but it IS different.)

LEAST number of characters for the TOTAL number of posts. (Which I also considered related, but...hey, got to list it to be fair.)

MOST non-sensical posts. (I was also asked to apologize to SmokingWheels (?) for your knocking him out of this spot.)

Longest case of mental diarrhea with out the use of Ex-Lax. (Although I cited your "pimpin hat" as a possible cause.)

Most posts with "Bite Me!" as the main/only part of the message. (I think you have this one hands down.)

So, once again we ask, and to paraphrase one e-mail: "The answer to that question....PRICELESS."

E

Forgot to add one:

Best effort by a single individual to corner the post-whore market.

(I really laughed at that one, thanks to the sender.)

Rick, by the way, you can tell this isn't Billy's joke....there's no mistakes and/or punctuation mistakes......

E

Bite me.

Or lets see, ill think of another one.

Click on Bill's name select -> Find More Posts by Fun_in_my_z

Look at the recent list of posts and discover they are all one liners. But hey! we still love you Bill .

Seems most of his posts are shorter than his sig at the bottom

Hey, Hey, Hey,

Are we having a "Pick on Bill Day" ???????????

We used to do that in my old platoon to ease the boredom and break the monotony.

GOOD FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!! as long as it's not "your day'.

Rick.

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In Bill's defence,

To be fair, I must point out that the original post in this thread contained a total of ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO WORDS.

You MUST bear in mind that there is a very real possibility that Bill just MIGHT have generously used up a large percentage of his available quota of words for this week with this one posting.

Rick.

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