This is not funny, but I was not about to start a thread in the Z open discussion! So I needed to vent and here I am.

It could have been a lot worse. My car could have been vandalized in a more permanent way, but instead it was pooped on. I know when I see human feces. I went out with my girlfriend to San Francisco to have dinner and a movie. I parked at the corner of Van Ness and Clay street, and we got back to my car and there smack on the front bumper was a huge poop. I did some pretty mischievious things when I was younger, but nothing like this. The perpetrator must not have been a car person, or they are and just lack respect. I cleaned it up, and I am now fully disgusted. Hopefully, this will be funny in a few years. I really don't think so.

I am out:sick:

Sorry to hear about the disrespect to the Z but at least that washes off, unlike this little surprice I got form a drunk who did a hit and run in front of the bar I was at..........

I am really sorry to see that. Have you fixed it? That was a few years back no?

Ya, I fixed it for the moment. I'm going to get another hood and go ape on it and make it look as original as possible to what should be on the car.

Year and a half ago to be more specific.

Events like that make me feel a lot less guilty about social Darwinism and the thinning of the herd starting with the dumbest among us.

I really thought this was going to be a joke :dead: :dead: :dead: :mad:

That's disgusting. But yeah I guess you're lucky it wasn't something worse. I hope you didn't take it personally. It was most likely some stupid drunk hillbilly that watched too many episodes of "Jackass".

Hey, at least tehy didn't poop on your wheels!!

Way back, I heard a story about a guy walking his Great Dane in NYC. The dog stopped and raised his leg to pee on the wheel of a new Corvette. Given the size of the dog, it went across the hood. The Vette's owner was on his way to the car, and saw this occur. He ran the usual NY tirade, and just as usually, the dog owner ignored him. The Vette owner then unzipped, and peed on the dog.

Doesn't that just wizz you off Ben. All the work you've been doing, get to take it out on a date and have fun and then that. Sounds like you are over it, thats good. No reason to stress. My brother in law lives there and always talks about open minded progressiveness . At least we hicks know how to use the toliet, well at least the one outside!!

Dave, your run in with the drunk might have pushed me into "postal mode"

Sorry to hear that it happened. I know how pissed I'd be if that happened to my car. I doubt it was done by one of the open-minded, progressive citizens of the city, and it certainly wasn't directed at you personally.

Considering the very high number of homeless people (95% of which are drug adled, and completely irresponsible) that flock to, and infest SF; I suspect it was one of these jerks who ruined your evening. I frequently visit the city by the bay and EVERY TIME I go there I can count on observing homeless people shooting/smoking drugs in enterance ways to buildings, crapping and urinating in alleys, badgering citizens for $$ and then heading for the corner liquor store to buy a 40oz. beer or a pint of cheap brandy.

Could have been a pterodactyl. Seriously...... You ever seen one of those things poop? Man......can break a windshield.....depending upon what they have been eating of course. As for now.....gotta run. I think I hear the Sleestak coming and Will is not back yet with the coconuts. :paranoid:

Sorry bout the doo doo....just trying to soften the blow.

I grew up in the Bay Area I have spent my share of time in San Francisco. Although the area you were in was not too bad, some one of low moral fiber decided to pick on your car. This is extremely unfortunate, I suspect it could have been some bum or drunk wandering that part of the city and picked your car out the blue.

I know how mad you must be. A few weeks ago, I saw an old late 80s mustang double parked outside Target. I went ahead and double parked next to him just for the heck of it. When I came out later, I found the mustang gone and my car spit on 3 times. Needless to say I was furious. Lucky for him I was driving my Buick and not my Z, and I didn't catch him doing it. I keep an eye out for him. If he is unlucky enough for me to find him, he has a big surprise coming that is a lot worse than spit.