Rick was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital, and there was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.

She would speak to him in a patronizing tone of voice, like "And how are we doing this morning?" or "Are we ready for a bath?" or "Are we hungry?"

Old Henry had had enough of this particular nurse. One day during breakfast, he pulled the apple juice off his tray, and put it in his bedside drawer.

Awhile later he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. Smirking, he poured the apple juice into the bottle instead.

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today," she said in her patronizing tone.

At this, Old Ricky snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted! Old Rick just smiled!

So dont mess with old peaple

Rick was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital, and there was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child

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Old Henry had had enough of this particular nurse. One day during breakfast, he pulled the apple juice off his tray, and put it in his bedside drawer. Awhile later he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. Smirking, he poured the apple juice into the bottle instead. ...snip...

At this, Old Ricky snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted! Old Henry just smiled!

So dont mess with old peaple

Good one Bill, but I have a question.....

So, Rick drank Henry's Apple Juice? Good thing they were in cahoots!

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Old people also have schizophrenia.

HAHAHA Rick A.K.A. Old Henry

Oops Busted

Bill,

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GAAAAASP,

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Thanks fellas.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

I will get you Rick. You wont know when its coming. But you will get got!

"you will get got!" ??????????? :stupid:

Dude your killing yourself

Jared,

He's not just killing himself mate, if I laugh any harder he'll do me in as well. :classic:

Rick

:devious: :devious:

Well...its working already!