Bill and his mate decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

When Bill went to see the councelor, he was told to take Math, History and Logic.

"What's Logic?" Bill asked.

The professor said, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?'

"I sure do" said Bill.

"Then, I can assume, using Logic, that you have a yard", replied the professor.

"That's real good" said Bill.

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house".

Impressed, Bill says, "That's AMAZING".

"And since you have a house, Logic dictates that you have a wife".

"That's Betty", said Bill, "This is INCREDIBLE".

Bill is obviously starting to catch on about Logic.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual", said the professor.

"You're absolutely right", said Bill, "Why, that's the most FACINATING thing I've ever heard. I can't wait to take that Logic class".

Proud of the new world opening up to him, Bill walks back into the hallway, where his mate is waiting.

"So, what classes are you taking?" asks his mate.

"Math, History and Logic", replies Bill.

"What in tarnation is Logic?", said his mate.

Filled to overflowing with all the new knowledge he's picked up from the professor, Bill said, "Let me give you an example, Do you own a weedeater?"

"No" his mate replied.

"YOU"RE BLOODY QUEER AIN"T YOU". said Bill.

Rick.

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Thst joke is older then me.

well I thought it was good

How much time do you spend trying to find jokes that suit Bill, Rick??

Hi Lachlan,

No time at all mate, I've got 'em by the dozen.

I intend to give him a short reprieve, then lower the boom when he's been lulled into a false sense of security.

Rick.

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