Rick decides to fly to the U.S. and look up his Z-owning mates. Arriving in Vancouver, Enrique and he decide to drive around meeting other Z members.

Eventually they were cruising down Arkansas way, driving the Z and as often happens, Enrique's foot got just a bit tired on the gas pedal and before long, he was cruising at well over 90mph. When he finally realized it was when he noticed the bright red and blue lights on the Highway Patrol car immediately behind him.:mad:

As luck would have it, who else but his good old mate from Classic Z Cars-- Bill, gets out of the patrol car and approaches the window. Realizing the predicament he was in, :nervous: Enrique tried to be polite to Bill the trooper, but Bill, having had it with Enrique's antics on the net, decided to be the heavy :rambo: and began to lecture Enrique about his speed. After numerous attempts at goading Enrique into doing something that would merit a more "Rodney King" type of response from him, Bill realized that it just wasn't going to happen.

Finally, Bill got around to writing out the ticket, as he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

Enrique asked, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are you?"

Bill stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I'd never heard of circle flies before".

So Enrique begins giving one of his long-winded explanations --"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

Bill says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.

Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's arse?"

Enrique quickly says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's arse."

Bill says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, Rick says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

:tapemouth :dead:

Excellent little story!!!

Horses arse....

You want to know the funny part about this joke?

Im actually going to a police acadamy next fall..

I love it.

Nearly fell off the damn chair .

:devious: :devious: