Lachlan is walking along the beach in France, wearing his knee length board shorts. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really want's to meet one. But, try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a french bloke lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.

"G'day mate, I'm from Australia, ... the name's Lachlan, and I've been trying to meet one of these gorgeous women but I just can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French, ... you know these women, ... what can I do ?".

"Maybe I can help a leetle beet", says the Frenchman,. "What you do ees you go to ze store. You buy a leetle bikini swimsuit. You walk up and down ze beach. You meet girl very qweekly zis way".

"WOW ! THANKS !" says Lachlan, and off he goes to the store. He buys a skimpy red bikini, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies.

So, he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you again mate", he says, "but I went to the store, I bought a bikini, and I still haven't been able to meet a girl".

"Okay", says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. Zis works for me. You go to ze store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and walk up and down ze beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly zis way".

"You beaut, thanks mate", says Lachlan, and runs off to the store. He buys a potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach. Up and down, up and down, he walks, but the women will hardly even look at him. After nearly an hour he can't take it any more and goes back to the Frenchman.

"Mate, .... back home in Surfer's Paradise, I walk along the beach and I'm SURROUNDED by women. I walk on the beach here in France and ......... NOTHING !!!. Look, ... I bought the bikini, I put the potato in it, and I walked up and down the beach, .... and still nothing. What more can I do ?".

"Well", says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle bit. Why don't you try moving Ze potato to ze FRONT of ze sweeming suit ?".

Rick.

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But it's pretty obvious it isn't me at all... I mean come on, red TOTALLY is not my colour.

He, He, He,

Didn't want you to feel left out Lachlan.

I'll have to pick on Bill again, or he's likely to feel neglected.

Rick.

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HAHAHA!!

That's a good one.....for a second there, when he first started to walk up and down the beach in the bikini, I thought he was going to have a Gendarme walk up and say "Pardonez-Moi, Mademoiselle, the Topless Beach is down the road!"

J/K

E

Ohh, Enrique,

Surely you're not suggesting that our friend Alfalfadog is, ... er, ....well, ... you know, ..... likely to , ... um, cross dress are you ?????????

I always thought he was straight as a die. Could I be wrong ??????????

Rick.

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Rick, Not at all. Nothing I said would imply he's cross dressing.....

But if: "He buys a skimpy red bikini, puts it on, and goes back to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck with the ladies." BEFORE he puts a spud in there, then it's conceivable that the Gendarme might possibly........

NOW can you read it without the bi-focals?

E

Enrique,

I think I might pass on this one and wait to see what the Alfapup has to say.

Rick.

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