Bill's Costume Party.

Posted February 9, 200619 yr

Bill and his missus were invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. Bill's wife got a terrible headache and told him to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As Bill didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted Bill in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, Bill left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After a few more drinks Bill finally whispered a proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what explaination he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when Bill came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, ... the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there", Bill said.

Then she asked, "Did you dance much ?".

Bill replied, "I'll tell you, ... I never even had one dance. When I got there, I met Enrique, Will, Rick and Lachlan, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening".

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night !",She said with unashamed sarcasm.

Bill replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my brother, apparently he had the time of his life".

Rick.

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