A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband, Will, opening the front door.

"Hurry!!" she said, "Stand in the corner". She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to", she whipered. "Just pretend you're a statue".

"What's this honey?" Will inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh, it's just a statue", she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too".

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, Will got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here", he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot for three days at the Smith's and nobody offered me so much as glass of water".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Now thats funny! You better whatch out he will comeback!