The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire

length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a

well-dressed middle-aged French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also

arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed

it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!"

An Aussie gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem

to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the

wrong hand. You drive your zeds on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir,... you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window. "

And now, sir,... you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window. "

That was priceless!

Actually Bill,

I'm an old fashioned typical Oz bloke and that's the sort of thing I'd say !!!!!.

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

When you put a French and an American together, you're bound to find an Aussie to lighten the mood!!