I went to visit my 85 year old Grandfather in the hospital.

"How are you Grandad?" I asked.

"Feeling pretty bloody good" said the old bloke.

"What's the food like?".

"Terrific, great menus".

"And the nursing?"

"Couldn't be better" he said, "These young nurses really take care of you".

"What about sleeping?. Do you sleep O.K.?".

"No problem at all. .... nine hours solid every night. At ten o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill, .... and that's it. I go out like a light".

Now, ... I was puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so I went off to question the ward sister.

"What's the idea of giving my 85 year old Grandfather Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that cant be true?".

"Oh yes", replied the sister. "Every night at ten o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill. It works very well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Rick,

There is a song that I hear ocassionally-I bet it is about you in this situation, the title is...

"I'm my own grandpa!"

Gottcha you cranky bastard!

going and giving away my statue situation and all!

Will

What im not mentioned? You dont like picking on my anymore?

Damn!