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Bunch of babies.

In the backwoods of Arkansas, Bill's wife went into lobour in the middle of the night and Doctor Enrique was called out to assist with the delivery.

Now, ... Bill was so nervous that he kept wringing his hands, pacing back and forth and mumbling to himself even more than he usuall did so, in order to calm Bill down, Doctor Enrique said,"Here Bill, hold the lantern up high so I can see what I'm doing".

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Bill", said Doctor Enrique, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down .... I think there's another one to come".

Sure enough, within minutes, he had delivered another baby.

"No, No, ... don'y put the lantern down yet Bill", said Doctor Enrique, "THERE'S STILL ANOTHER ONE", he cried.

Bill scratched his head in bewilderment, and said, "Ummm, ... Doc Enrique, ... ummm, ... do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em ???".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

HaHaHaHa, you asked for it !!!!!!!!.

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Bill,

Rick paid you a complement, you are actually married in this joke!

I guess that means he has take it for granted that you have figured out the "breats and thights" thing, successfully gotten through some quality time being taught by a 45 year old woman, and generally figured out what parts go where-I would believe that, except for the statue of Rick watching the birthin' with a growing smile and growing resemblance a resemblance to each of the new borns...The flour hides the gray...sort of

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