We were driving down the highway doing 90kph when my wife said, "Love, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, ... I want a divorce".

I said nothing, just increased speed to 95kph.

Then she said, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, ... I've been having an affair with your mate Chrisa and he's a much better lover than you are".

"I want the house and the kids too", she said.

I increased speed to 100kph, still silent.

"I want the car, the bank account and the credit cards as well".

As I began to slowly veer towards a bridge overpass piling she asked, "Is there anything you want ??".

I said, "No, I've got everything I need".

"What's that?", she asked.

Just before we hit the bridge piling at 100kph I said, "I've got the airbag".

That's FUNNY !!!!!!

haha :laugh: sucks to be her right now.

Well I'd never.........

Chris A.

Hey Chris,

That might be part of the problem!

Maybe if your were a little more statuesque-or Rick was a little less...

I would Say ChrisA, you must have, "she said, "I've been having an affair with your mate Chrisa and he's a much better lover than you are"."

Even if you weren't kissing and telling, she did-might get you more dates...

WIll

Chris is their something you arnt telling us?

Excellent short story!!! LOL No air bag for the air bag!!!